What is “normal,” anyway? Are any of us normal? Aren’t we all a little crazy in one way or another? Well, maybe, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Here’s something to think about: Doesn’t it seem like — at least in the realm of male/female relationships — there seems to be a disproportionate amount of women who fit the “crazy” bill better than men? And believe it or not, I’m not trying to be sexist here, I’m genuinely curious about this; it’s not that men don’t have character defects or psychological issues that make them behave inappropriately, it’s just that those guys are always “dicks” or maybe “weirdos” (and there are plenty of them out there), but women are always “crazy.” Is it a body chemistry thing? Societal gender roles? Is there something about dating men that causes this transformation? I don’t know. Somebody should get to studying that, I guess.
In the meantime, here are 50 signs that the girl you’re dating might be what we like to call “crazy.” And you can trust me on this one — I’ve done extensive research in the field.
1. She’s unbelievable in bed.
It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. That’s how they get you.
2. She’s got the crazy eyes.
We all get crazy eyes from time to time—from stress, lack of sleep, etc. But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.
3. She runs hot and cold.
She loves you; she hates you; you’re the only one for her; maybe it’s not working out. Her mood changes more than a remote control held by an 11-year-old with ADD.
4. Your texts and emails have been mysteriously deleted.
Confronting you about your communications isn’t necessarily crazy, but tampering with them is.