5. She makes drastic changes in her appearance.
Some girls like to mix it up every now and then, and that’s cool, but too drastic too often indicates identity issues. And shaving her head is a dead giveaway.
6. Everything anyone says about her is a lie.
Odds are, she’s been called crazy before, and this is her attempt at heading that off at the pass. She wants you to trust her and only her, and that can be pretty creepy.
7. All other women are bitches.
Crazy girls don’t tend to get along with the sane variety.
8. All other women more attractive than her are whores.
God help you if you look at one in her presence.