Gather round, my dudes, and let me tell you the tale of the time I was a total cougar and took the virginity of a guy who was a decade younger than me. He was headed to boot camp in a few weeks and took his shot via text. I was single at the time and he was cute, so I decided to go for it. We only hooked up once, but it was actually a great experience.
1. I FELT LIKE A FREAKING SEX GODDESS.
When you get down and dirty when somebody who’s never done the deed before, it’s an ego boost like none other. I felt like a magical sex fairy, sent to make someone’s naughty dreams come true. Every move in your arsenal is new and magnificent to your uninitiated partner, and you’re basically guaranteed to totally rock their world.
2. SLEEPING WITH ME WAS SOMETHING HE WON’T EVER FORGET.
When you get intimate with a person, even if it’s strictly sexual, it’s a bummer to think the experience will be just a drop in the bucket in their sexual history. Our egos hate that crap. As somebody’s first, I’ll always know that I set the standard for future sex experiences, and honestly, that’s kind of a rush.
3. THAT LOOK OF UNABASHED JOY IS PRETTY GREAT.
When a guy gets his junk handled by a girl for the first time, he gets a look on his face as if he has just seen Heaven itself. It’s like that, only 100 times more, with his first P in V sexperience. The look only lasts for a split second but if you’ve seen it, you know what I’m talking about. Perfection.